Early Tuesday Morning, A Two-Spotted Octopus at the Santa Monica Aquarium managed to re-route sea-water into the offices of its land-based captors, in an attempt to make the Planet’s surface habitable for Sea-dwellers.
This first attempt at making tasty land walkers more accessible to Cephalopod kind was foiled by Brianne Emhiser who in her page, claims to dislike having enemies, even though her recent action has all but killed her approval rating amongst oceanic flora and fauna alike.
More Here: Eight-legged resident blamed for flood at Santa Monica aquarium

1) Direct TV knows how to get my attention.
2) That is all I’ve got.

Everyone knows that *real* vampires have a twisty horn on their head and hooves.
What? “Unicorns” you say?
Nonsense!
In my world, they are called “Vampires”!

I Like Brom, I like pocketwatches, I like skulls - so of course I like this pocketwatch designed by Gerald Brom, which is was found at BUDK.com by a fellow steamfashion member (though I’d absolutely love it if it were fashioned of brass, steel, or copper)

The smooth nylon shrimp (Heterocarpus laevigatus) defends itself by spitting clouds of bioluminescent fluid, temporarily blinding its attacker. [Read The Rest At Pink Tentacle]

In nature, it is quite rare to encounter octopi with extra tentacles (or “arms,” for the purists), but a pair of aquariums in Japan’s Mie prefecture have some extraordinary specimens on hand.
The permanent display at the Shima Marineland Aquarium in the town of Shima includes a 96-tentacled Common Octopus (Octopus vulgaris) that weighed 3.3 kilograms (about 7 lbs) and measured 90 centimeters (3 ft) long when it …

This is only slightly about the milk, and majorly about the press.
Though it may reflect views you have already embraced or rejected, either way I highly recommend you watch this piece, which is likely to strongly enforce or shatter your opinions on freedom and justice in the USA.