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Gnaaargh! Oh! The Butter!

The sun is coming up, and I am putting down the paints for the night.

I had started a post about my painting process earlier tonight, but it was coming off too much like a tutorial – rather than serving the purpose of stating what my stuffs are made of and what is involved.

Tutorials are the stuff accomplished artists and great artists alike tend to put out: I on the other hand was looking to outline how incredibly obsessive I can be, whilst distracting you from my true purpose, and assuring you that I am not up to anything even remotely nefarious.

Instead, at least until I take pictures and trim everything down to 10,000 words or less, I will just put up the abbreviated version for now:

1) Adrian Monk ain’t got nothing on me. I’m nuts.
2) ????
3) Coffee!
4) Actually, I don’t like coffee – though I do love caffeine.
5) Let’s go ride bikes!

… And there you have it. As impressed as you may be by my anal coherence to archival standards and such, I am unfortunately unavailable for commissions until I get the ones I have done. Pictures of those (in the works) forthcoming.